This is just a quick little note to let you all know that my faith in humanity has been restored. Some people are just fucking lovely, you know! There's some good souls out there after all, and here I was thinking that the entire planet was populated with arrogant, self-righteous arseholes like me! Sometimes it's nice to be wrong.
I'm going to jump all over the place here, so don't think it's not because I don't love you as much as the guy before you if you get mentioned here. I think you're a dead-set fuckin' awesome bloke either way - this way just helps protect the folks who use a reader!
Anyway. Jimmy from Sydney came to town the other day. He's a non-blogging kind of fellow, but I cooked him dinner all the same (okay, I ordered cheap chinese from around the corner) and when he rang my doorbell he was carrying these:
Bless him. If there's one thing I loose my shit over it's fresh flowers, plus I can count on one hand the number of times I've been given roses! We both laughed and carried on about how, for a pair of gay men, our flower arranging skills sucked the big one, but we got over that quickly enough and stuffed the greenery into a vase, added water and plonked 'em on the kitchen table to make any passers by jealous!The next gift comes courtesy of one of Adelaide's star bloggers. I'm thoroughly pissed that I missed the chance to meet the man in person, however he was terribly understanding and gifted me anyway.
Now he and I may or may not have a little something going on that involves swapping photos of underwear (and missing underwear) so in keeping with the theme he got me:
So Yani, I'm sorry I never got the chance to grope you in person, but I hope you're happy with the results. I know I am! I'll model 'em for you next time you're in town, I swear.
So Yani, I'm sorry I never got the chance to grope you in person, but I hope you're happy with the results. I know I am! I'll model 'em for you next time you're in town, I swear.The third and final gift has been on my want list ever since I saw it modeled by its creator. Thankfully, when I put in my request he happily obliged.
Last week, Gay Wallaby dropped by work for what was our first, but very brief meeting. Sadly I didn't get to demonstrate his gift in person, but he has been supplied with photos!
So, what has captivated my attention so? Two words: COCK RING, not the pierced knob kind though, just a wearable jigger . Now the following photo is an active demonstration of the ring in action (you have been warned), and incredibly for something that was manufactured without a single measurement I think GW managed to size me up perfectly. He's obviously been paying attention to some of my previous posts!
So that my friends is how my faith in humanity was restored in three easy steps! Of course there's still plenty of work to be done, so if you think I'm worthy you ought to throw me some free shit. You never know your luck, it might just end up being world famous blog fodder, or at least end up photographed at the end of my dick!

There’s a whole theme night with prizes for best dressed, plus
As for me, well with the two biggest Cup fans I know away from Melbourne for the day, I’ll most likely be sitting on the couch, watching the race in my knickers and becoming intimately acquainted with a cask of white. Classy lass indeed. Worse than that though, I’m working on Monday, which is utterly ridiculous when you consider that 99.9 percent of Melbournians take the Monday off for a four day weekend, and no one will be coming near the place… Oh the joy of it all.




Although I still find it odd being at the Laird in daylight, with women folk!
I probably shouldn’t have bothered with the footy. Collingwood went down like a lead balloon. Worst match of the season, goodbye Grand Final, but you know what? I didn’t mind so much because I had an excuse to wear my new Vic Bears shirt with my leather pants, boots and a seriously dangerous rocket-studded collar matched with an equally dangerous rocket-studded cuff. I swear, I was turning myself on I looked so hot.
Happy Leather Pride to you all! 
